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Have you ever over-egged the pudding? It’s leaves the taste of Richard and Judy right up my spleen; like somewhere stuck between the nozzle and the dust-cart of a Dyson. It’s not that I don’t believe in “worker’s rights”, it’s just that I don’t see how doing that sort of thing for money is going to bring home the Danish.
I’m sorry. I’m rambling again. I think it must be a cockney thing, all this terrorism. Terrorism everywhere, that’s what they used to say. A shoe bomb this day and a cheesecake that. Incredible how we drive ourselves to such distractions, just like floating to the McDonalds car park on a hot winter’s June. Anyway

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She Will Eat Your Soul.
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Self Portrait.
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A Clockwork BurberryThere we was, that’s me Darren, and me mates, them’s Deano, Seany B and Dickhead, Dickhead being a rate dickhead, and we was sat outside Texaco trying to think about what we was gonna do the evening.

Texaco sold Bacardi Breezer, WKD or White Lightning, which is what we was drinking. This made you well lairy and got you ready for a bit of a scrap or some proper grebbin’.

We had about one pound nine between alls of us, but money ain’t everything. Especially whens you can get fake Burberry down market for four quid a pop. A Clockwork Burberry
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Fri Jun 2, 2006, 4:29 AM

Well, I haven't updated here in a helluva time, for various reasons.

But I'm doing so now.

If you'll look to your left you will see a shiny new submission I made, a self portrait. It's funnily enough called Self Portrait.

Anywho, I don't have a lot to say right now, except that I'm hoping to get around to critiquing a lot of people's artwork as soon as possible, and that I'm still alive.

Toodles.

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Current Residence: Plymouth, UK
Interests: Listening to music, attempting to play acoustic guitar, watching films, reading, writing, cooking...
Favourite movie: A Clockwork Orange, Trainspotting, Pulp Fiction, High Fidelity, Lost In Translation, etc.
Favourite band or musician: Morissey, The Libertines, The Smiths, The Strokes, Ordinary Boys, Blur, Coldplay, The Beatles, etc
Favourite genre of music: Alt. rock, punk, garage rock, new wave, folk, indie, blues rock, reggae, a little Ska, acoustic,etc.
Favourite artist: Matt Groening (Life In Hell stuff), Andy Warhol
Favourite poet or writer: Irvine Welsh, Benjamin Zephaniah, Atilla The Stockbroker, Nick Hornby, Jack Kerouac
Operating System: Windows XP, bollocks edition
MP3 player of choice: chrome ipod mini (i have become all which i hate)
Skin of choice: Your's
Favourite game: Tomb Raider, TR II, TR III, TR Last Revelation
Favourite gaming platform: PC
Favourite cartoon character: Bongo (Life In Hell) and Schroeder, from Peanuts.
Tools of the Trade: My PC, pen and pencil, my mind, paper, fake plastic trees, etc.

Website: http://www.myspace.com/dan_welcomes_you

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~sserdar May 3, 2006, 8:18:26 AM

thanks for the comment and a favourite man..by the way jack kerouac rulaz

~Handyman-Dan May 5, 2006, 8:36:44 AM

No problemo boyo, it was a great picture.

And I agree, Mr. Kerouac really does rule.

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~Jahamara May 1, 2006, 1:09:50 PM

Hi...well I'm here to apologise really

You commented on my work a while back, and I made the stupid mistake of not pressing the reply button when I responded to it. So you wouldn't have got my message back to you! I'm really sorry - I so appreciate your critique!

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~nullmorphem Apr 23, 2006, 12:56:25 PM

Thanks a lot for faving "Lightspeed"

~Handyman-Dan Apr 23, 2006, 1:44:28 PM

No problemo mate.

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~PaStY911 Apr 16, 2006, 5:54:46 PM

Thanks much for the

~BrighterDayAhead Apr 16, 2006, 8:08:11 AM

Thanks for the fav.
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I'm new here, and I've been trying to figure everything out.

~Handyman-Dan Apr 17, 2006, 5:15:10 AM

That's alright, it's not too difficult to figure out things here.

If you need a hand, just ask.

And not a problem about the fav, I thought it was a great shot.

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